Harry Potter Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious harry potter pick up lines for teens and adults.



A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.
Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away.
Are you a dementor? Because you send chills up my spine.
Are you aware of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I know something else with the same definite estimations.
Are you sure you’re not a Dementor? Because I’m sure I’d die if you kissed me.
Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
Being without you is like being under the Cruciatus Curse.
Bet you can’t guess what Bertie Botts flavor I am.
Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.


Can I just Slytherin to bed with you?
Can I Slytherin your Ravenclaw or would you rather Hufflepuff my Gryffindor?
Cho Chang? More like Cha-Ching! Cause I just hit the jackpot.
Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.
Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!
Could I borrow your wand? I need to practice my 'swish and flick.'
Did someone just cast expelliarmus? Because you’ve got me completely disarmed.
Did you cast petrificus totalus on me? Because you've made me stiff.
Did you just cast a spell on me baby? 'Cause I'm feeling an engorgio charm coming on.


Did you just say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.
Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner?
Did you make me your horcrux? Because my heart stopped when I met you.
Did you order some Felix Felicis? Cause you’re about to get lucky!
Did you say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.
Did you say “Petrificus Totalus”? Because you’ve made me stiff.
Did you slip some Firewhiskey into my beverage, or would you say you are simply getting more sultry?
Did you slip some Firewhiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?
Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.


Did you use Relashio? 'Cause there's sparks between us.
Did you use the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mindblowing?
Do me, I'm Harry Fucking Potter.
Do you have a Harry Potter?
Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff.
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
Do you mind if I apparate into your pants?
Do you specialize in getting rid of boggarts? Because you're making my heart feel riddikulus.
Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.


Engorgio! Oh wait I don't need magic to enlarge this!
Excuse me are you a dimentor? Be cause you take my breath away.
Firenze and I have a lot in common, we both have parts like a horse.
Girl, are you sure you’re a muggle cause I’d swear that ass is magical!
Girl, I hope you like Quiddich, because I'm definitely a keeper.
Girl, you are finer than the difference between a hex and curse.
Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
Harry Potter may be the Boy Who Lived, but you're my Chosen One.


Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.
Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
Hey Draco…how long did you say your wand was again?
Hey harry…can I ride on your broomstick?

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