Harry Potter Pick Up Lines
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious harry potter pick up lines for teens and adults.
My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
My vagina is a horcrux, will you destroy it?
My wand has chosen you!
My wand? 12 inches, unyielding.....
Oh, you're going to bed? Mind if I... Slytherin
Once you go black you siriusly dont go back!
One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.
Save a broom, ride a quiditch player.
Save a broom; ride a Quidditch player
Screw Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin, the only house I wanna be in is yours
Shall we play put the sorting hat on the slytherin?
So I hear you are the Head Girl of your house...
Sooo.. Harry Potter was cool.
Speak Parseltongue to me and I'll let my snake out!
The Sorting Hat saw my destiny, and it said I'm meant to be in your house.
The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand.
They must call you flitwick because baby you're charming.
They say I'm like the horn of a crumple-horned snorkack. Explosive.
Together we could really make the 'Shrieking Shack' worthy of its name.
Wanna practice making what looks like a mandrake?
Want to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well not really “Tri-Wizard,” I was thinking more one wizard and two witches.
Want to learn to speak troll? I can get you grunting in no time.
Want to see inside my Chamber of Secrets?
Want to see what else I’ve got shaped like a lightning bolt?
We may not be in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.
We may not be in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you sure are charming!
Well, I’m a Gryffindor, but something in my pants is definitely a-Slytherin….
Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
What do you say we disapparate out of here.
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
Whoa! I didn’t know any vela lived around here.
Why don't I make like Salazar and Slyther inside of you?
Why don't you come tame my dragon?
Will you be my horcrux tonight, so l can give a piece of my soul to you?
Would you like a butterbeer? It's a portkey. Next thing you know we'll be back at my place.
Wow, when I said “Accio hottie”, I didn’t expect it to work!
Yeah girls call me "Aguamenti." Every time they hear my name, they get wet.
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
You are the portkey to my heart.
You don't have to worry about me, I've been tested for Hogwarts, if you know what I mean.
You don't need 'Lumos Maxima' to turn me on!
You don't need to say "Incendio" to light my fire
You don’t even have to say “Luminos Maxima” to turn me on!
You have two choices tonight, come with me and you'll see love spells. Go with him and you'll see Hog-WARTS!
You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.
You know you don't have to say "lumos" to turn me on.
You know, Hagrid's not the only giant on campus.
You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it's because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword.
You know, when I said, "Accio hottie," I didn't expect it to work!
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