Lord of the Rings Pick Up Lines

(Thorondor) Going my way?

A day may come when the swagger of all men will fail… but it is not this day, girl.

A day may come when the swagger of men will fail .. But it is not this day, girl!

Are we in Lord of The Rings? Cause I swear you're my precious...

Are you an Orc? 'Cause baby, you're making my Sting glow.

Are you the ring? 'Cause I've got my eye on you.

Babe, I can make you scream like a Nazgûl.

Baby, I'll make you scream like the Nazgul.

Baby, I’ll make you scream like a Nazgul.

Baby, you're hotter than the cracks of Mount Doom.

Boy, you’re glowing. Are there Orcs nearby or are you just happy to see me?

Dammit, Elrond got caught looking up Orc porn again.

Did it hurt when you fell from the Timeless Halls?

Do you want to see my Hobbit hole?

Does the carpet match the foot hair ?

Elen sila lumenn’ omentielvo. (“A star shines on the hour of our meeting”)

Every teenage hobbit girl has been to Fuckleberry Ferry a few times.

Excuse me, but are you Arwen? You are so beautiful that I think I have entered a dream.

Gimli a piece of that!

Girl, you're like a Balrog - smokin' hot!

Girl, you’re glowing. Are there orcs nearby or are you just glad to see me?

Hey baby, wanna blow my Horn of Gondor?

Honey, you’re like a Balrog… smoking hot.

I am no man.

I am no man. Wanna bone ?

I can lighten your burden.

I couldn't help but notice all of these losers circling you like Nazgul... why don't we get out of here and go back to my Mathom-house?

I erupt like Mount Doom for you, baby!

I last longer than Boromir.

I may have hairy feet, but I would walk for miles for the one.

I wanna go inside your Hobbit hole.

I'd climb the Endless Stair to be with you.

I'd like to have an Inn at your prancing pony.

I'd love to visit your hobbit-hole.

I'll be your Isildur and you can be my bane.

I'll put a ring on it!

I'll show you my precious if you show me yours.Gollum

I'll take your Hobbit to my Isengard.

I'm not usually this forward, but, you've broken down my barriers like Grond.

I've heard about a great new club... want to go There and Back Again?

I've only got Eye for you.Sauron

If I speak friend, can I enter?

If loving you is El-Rond, I don't wanna be El-Right!

If you are not Luthien, then you walk in her likeness.

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it, precious.

In my robe is where the magic happens!

I’d love to climb your Lonely Mountain.

I’d love to explore your two towers.

I’ll have you for second-breakfast.

Mmmmm! Let me get a piece of that Legol-ass!