Lord of the Rings Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious lord of the rings pick up lines for teens and adults.

(Thorondor) Going my way?
A day may come when the swagger of all men will fail… but it is not this day, girl.
A day may come when the swagger of men will fail .. But it is not this day, girl!
Are we in Lord of The Rings? Cause I swear you're my precious...
Are you an Orc? 'Cause baby, you're making my Sting glow.

Are you the ring? 'Cause I've got my eye on you.
Babe, I can make you scream like a Nazgûl.
Baby, I'll make you scream like the Nazgul.
Baby, I’ll make you scream like a Nazgul.
Baby, you're hotter than the cracks of Mount Doom.

Boy, you’re glowing. Are there Orcs nearby or are you just happy to see me?
Dammit, Elrond got caught looking up Orc porn again.
Did it hurt when you fell from the Timeless Halls?
Do you want to see my Hobbit hole?
Does the carpet match the foot hair ?

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