Lord of the Rings Pick Up Lines

Mount Doom isn't nearly as hot as you are.

My love for you is deeper than the lodes of Mithril in Khazad-dum.

My love is like Lembas bread, one taste to get your fill.

No, we haven't met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.

Pardon me, but are you elvish? You've been running through my mind without pause!

Sauron’s gonna be after me because he knows I’ve found the one.

So, hey, how about that Weather... top?

So, what do you like for second breakfast?

Speak, friend, and enter... your number in my phone.

That smell? It’s my manflesh. You like?

The fires of Mount Doom aren't nearly as hot as you are.

The fires of Mount Doom aren’t as hawt as you are.

This is no trinket I carry.

TREE?! I am no tree. I am your future.

Us Hobbits can bring you 'there and back again' over and over and over again.

Want to come back to my place and smoke a little Longbottom leaf?

Was that a Middle-Earthquake? or did you just rock my world?

Was your *** forged by Sauron? That sh!t looks precious.

Was your ass forged by Sauron? Cause that shit looks precious.

Watch out, girl. I’m about to rescue you from Lonely Mountain.

Were you born from Smaug’s mouth? Because you came out hot.

Were you forged by Sauron? Because you look precious.

Were you forged by Sauron? ‘Cause, baby, you’re precious!

What do you like for second breakfast?

Will you be my precciiiiioouuuusss?

You don't need One Ring to find me.

You have my bone and my ***

You know what they say about big feet...

You must be Frodo... Because I’m the one for you, and you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.

You remind me of a Balrog… Smokin’ hot!

You shall not pass without giving me those digits.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS, until you give me your number.

You shall not pass… without giving me these digits.

You're so hot, I need to put this ring around your finger to safe Middle-earth.

You've got beautiful eyes, they sparkle like the Mirrormere.

Your beauty has pierced my heart like a Morgul Blade.

Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.

You’re glowing! Is there an orc nearby? Or are you just happy to see me?

You’re the one babe to rule them all.