Matrix Pick Up Lines

Call me Neo, because I'm The One for you.

Can I call you the Oracle? Coz I want you to bake me some cookies and tell me I'm the One.

Girl, are you the Merovingian because I cannot figure out what you're even doing here.

Give me the red pill so I know it's real.

Hey babe did it hurt when you had that gross tracking worm thing ripped out of your bellybutton? Because I'm nervous...

Hey baby, can I stick my hand in your chest?

Hey, we're in the Matrix, baby - we don't NEED a condom!

I know karate.

I see you don't have a large metal spike inserted into the base of your skull. Do you want one?

Is this the Matrix? Because you are the one!

Let's get you plugged in.

Let's go get some drinks. It's on me. And me. And me. And me. And me. And me. Me too!

Lets go back to my place and see how deep your rabbit hole goes.

Mister Anderson in the streets, Neo in the sheets.

There is no spoon. But there is a rolling pin in my pants.

You could take the blue pill and stay at this bar, or you could take this red pill and come home with me.

You may have spent the last two months looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.