Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

hey how’d you like to help me polish my wand.

I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.

I cast a summoning charm for the perfect woman, and here you are.

I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!

I don't know a thing about Merlin's pants, but I'd love to get into yours!

I don't need the mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.

I don’t have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.

I don’t need Accio to make you come.

I had a vision of you on top of my Divination Tower.

I kick ass at Divination. Want to hear a prediction? I forsee you taking off your clothes.

I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you're still charming.

I know you're taken, but if I had a time-turner, you'd be mine.

I like to do it skrewt-style. Do you?

I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I'd do anything for you.

I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.

I must need Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.

I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.

I use to go to the Astronomy Tower to see stars, but now I can just look into your eyes!

I wanna be your Dumblewhore.

I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!

I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!

I'd trade an arm and a leg to get a piece of your philosopher's stone.

I'm just like Oliver Wood, baby... I'm a keeper!

I'm like the spine on a care of magical creatures book; if you stroke me right I'll open wide for you. (Pretty much a witch's line)

I'm not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.

I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

I've got two Bertie Bott's beans and a wand, wanna taste?

If I opened my Gryffindor would you Slytherin?

If I was to look into the Mirror of Erised, I would see the two of us together.

If i were a sorting hat, I'd put you in my house!

If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.

If you think Myrtle moans, just wait until you spend the night with me.

If you were a basilisk, I wouldn't mind dying just to look into your eyes.

If you were a Dementor, I'd become a Convict just to get your kiss.

If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.

Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

Is your name "Avada Kedavra"? 'Cause you've got a killer bod.

It's a portkey.... once you touch it, it will take you somewhere you ain't never been before.

It’s not the size of the wand that matters, its how you use it.

I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

I’m the heir if Slytherin so let me into your Chamber of Secrets.

I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.

I’ve got a snake waiting to meet you, no, it is not Nagini.

Let’d play Quidditch. You grab my quaffles and I’ll find your snitch.

Let’s play Quidditch together…you’ll get to see my balls.

My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.