Lesbians Pick Up Lines

Are you Aurora? Because I am Maleficent.

Baby, you look like the boyfriend I never want to have...

Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.

Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.

Girl, let's go invisible.

Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?

Hey baby, why don't you and me go somewhere nice and pass the Bechdel Test together?

Hey can I borrow your lipstick and your lips.

Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.

Hey, you're beautiful. Sit on my face?

I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.

I can help you. I have fingers.

I can't think straight around you.

I envy the coffee cup, that kisses your lips every morning.

I have 8 inches of plastic for you.

I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.

I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.

I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?

I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.

I like you, you like me. Let's get together and not make a family.

I saved you a seat...on my face.

I seem to have lost my underwear, can I see yours?

I'll be the Rose to your Rosie.

I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...

I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?

I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.

Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.

If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.

If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.

Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is your name Katniss? Because you're sparking a rebellion in my district.

My lipstick would look great on the inside of your thighs.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.

Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!

Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.

Oh, you're straights. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.

Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.

Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.

So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.

So you're still Straight? Have you met me?

The only thing straight about me is my teeth.

Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.

Wanna try an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss, but down under.

Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.

Your face or mine?