Sick Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious sick pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are u colds? Cause u make it so hard for me to breathe.
Are you a hot glass of chicken noodle soup? Because I'd love to drink you up!
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  • Submitted by: Beth
Are you here for a fever? Cause damn you are hot.
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  • Submitted by: granville
Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
Do you have a fever? Because you hotter than 100 degrees.


Do you have a fever? Cause you're looking hot to me.
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  • Submitted by: Zac
Hey babe, you better call an ambulance. Cause I have fallen for you so hard that I think I broke my leg.
Hey girl, are you the influenza virus? Because you make me want stay in bed all day and sweat a lot.
I think you’re suffering from a lack of Vitamin ME.
I was freezing, until I saw your hot body.
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  • Submitted by: Help


My eyes hurt so much. From staring at you all day and i don't wanna look away.
My lips are getting worse.. I need a kiss to make it all better. Mind being my medicine?
My muscle aches are nothing compared to the heartache you’re causing me.
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  • Submitted by: Kim
This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.
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  • Submitted by: Willard L.
Wow I've been dizzy all day...mind if I...fall in your arms.
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  • Submitted by: John Rega

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