Sick Pick Up Lines

Are u colds? Cause u make it so hard for me to breathe.

Are you a hot glass of chicken noodle soup? Because I'd love to drink you up!

Are you here for a fever? Cause damn you are hot.

Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.

Do you have a fever? Because you hotter than 100 degrees.

Do you have a fever? Cause you're looking hot to me.

Hey babe, you better call an ambulance. Cause I have fallen for you so hard that I think I broke my leg.

Hey girl, are you the influenza virus? Because you make me want stay in bed all day and sweat a lot.

I think you’re suffering from a lack of Vitamin ME.

I was freezing, until I saw your hot body.

My eyes hurt so much. From staring at you all day and i don't wanna look away.

My lips are getting worse.. I need a kiss to make it all better. Mind being my medicine?

My muscle aches are nothing compared to the heartache you’re causing me.

This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.

Wow I've been dizzy all day...mind if I...fall in your arms.

You should get some rest. We can hiber-mate together.

You're as hot as my temperature.

You're hotter than my fever.

You're looking a little cold over there. Why don't you come close so i can warm you with my feverish body.