Blind and Deaf Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious blind and deaf pick up lines for teens and adults.



Baby, bring your lips closer cause I can't read them.
Do your lips taste as good as they look?
Hey baby, can I read your nipples?
Hey baby, want to come over for some descriptive audio and chill?
Hey come over here and let me read your chest!
Hold my hand. I will follow you everywhere you go.
I can't hear but damn I can see your ass!
I can't see you, but ima touch you in all the right spots.
I don't need eyes to see how beautiful you are.
I may be blind, but I can still "see" a future with you...


I would totally go on a blind date with you.
They say that love is colorblind. Blind people are also colorblind, so let's make love.
They tell me if I could see your face, I'd instantly fall in love...
You can call me daredevil.
You can't hear but you can see were perfect for eachother.
You smell pretty.

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