Pick Up Lines For Girls, Women, Females

Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.

Are you a candle? Because I'm going to blow you.

Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.

Are you a rainstorm? Because I'm soaked.

Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts.

Are you a taxidermist? OK, wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway?

Are you David Beckham? Because I’d bend for you.

Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.

Are you Richard? Because I've been looking for a Dick all day.

Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me.

Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.

Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back.

Could you help me stick something down my throat so I can test my gag reflex.

Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want.

Do these feel real to you?

Do you eat tacos? Because my Taco Bell is open.

Do you have a napkin? You're making me wet

Do you know what would look really good on you? Me.

Do you like whales? Because we could go hump back at my place.

Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?

Do you think it’s loud in here? *Yeah, it is!* Do you want to use my thighs as earmuffs?

Do you want to give me an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss, but down under.

Do you work at Subway? Because I could really go for a footlong.

Don't let this get to your head, but do you want some?

Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?

Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight.

Hey! Do you want to do 68? *What?* You go down on me, and I owe you 1.

Hey, give me your car keys... coz' your driving me crazy.

Hey, what’s your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight.

Hey, you work out?

Hi, I have a vagina.

How do you like your sausage in the morning... scrambled or blown?

How much woman can you handle?

I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.

I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

I hear you've been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!

I know why they are calling it a beaver, because I am dying for some wood.

I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you tonight?

I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.

I was feeling a little off today, but you managed to turn me on.

I'm a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live.

I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.

I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.

I've got the buns, do you have the hot dog?

If I could have you in bed, I wouldn't need the cover to keep warm.

If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?

If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?

If I would’ve known I’d be getting this wet tonight, I would’ve worn my bikini.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?