Pick Up Lines For Girls, Women, Females

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious pick up lines for girls, women, females for teens and adults.

Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
Are you a candle? Because I'm going to blow you.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
Are you a rainstorm? Because I'm soaked.
Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts.

Are you a taxidermist? OK, wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway?
Are you David Beckham? Because I’d bend for you.
Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.
Are you Richard? Because I've been looking for a Dick all day.
Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me.

Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back.
Could you help me stick something down my throat so I can test my gag reflex.
Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want.
Do these feel real to you?

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