Pick Up Lines For Girls, Women, Females

Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?

Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

I’m not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans.

I’m not wearing any socks. And I have the underwear to match.

Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name... Richard?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?

Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, and then you’ll nail me.

Let’s play Titanic! When I say "iceberg," you go down.

My body has 206 Bones. Want to give me another one?

My body is a movie and your penis is the star!

My taco would like to meat you.

Nice package, you need me to sign up that?

Nice package. Let me unwrap that for you

Nice shirt! What’s it made out of, boyfriend material?

Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?

No ring? You should be someones husband.

Roses are red. Violets are fine. I’ll be the 6, if you’ll be my 9.

Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!

There are no seats, can I sit on your face?

Those are some nice pants! Mind if I test the zipper?

Those pants look great on you. But they’d look even better on my floor.

Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

Want to make a porno? We don’t have to tape it.

Well, hey there! I sure don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You’re hot, and I want to be on top of you.

You know what would look really good on you? "What?" Me.

You like to eat Mexican?. Because you're heating up my taco.

You look familiar. Have we had sex before? "No" Well, we should.

You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill

You look like a really hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

You remind me of my pinky toe because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture imaginable.

You'll do!

Your boner is giving my nipples an erection.

You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight.

You’re pretty cute. But do you know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.

You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.