Lawyer Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious lawyer pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are you pro-bono or just happy to see me?
Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.
Can I get your number? One call, that's all.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also, was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? because you could be entitled to compensation.


Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
Don't take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.
Don't worry dear, I won't judge you. I'm obviously not a Judge, I'm a lawyer.
Girl, I may be a criminal defense attorney, but my clients aren't the only ones I get off.
Girl, I'll let you be the judge; I'll be the case.


Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Hey baby wanna submit to binding arbitration.
Hey baby, how about we head back to my place, and we make a nudum pactum?
Hey baby, want to have some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?
Hey boy, I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.

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