Lawyer Pick Up Lines

It's not about how big your gavel is, it's about how hard you bang it.

Just say the complicated parts in Latin. That's what we do.

Let me point you in the direction of...my place.

Let's do it....by agreement.

Ow. You stepped on my foot. But I've got an idea for how you can mitigate your damages.

Permission to approach the bench (or Can I bench you)?

Pick me, and together we will build an irrevocable trust.

The definition of justice: me getting to buy you dinner.

There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.

There is no burden of proof of how good you are.

Tomorrow morning I'll have personal jurisdiction over you because we're about to make some significant contacts.

Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?

Wanna examine my brief?

Wanna play with my Jurisdiction?

Want to make some motions together?

Why don’t you take a look at my briefs?” “I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.

Why not missing out in my writing?

Would you like to see my briefs?

Would you like to see my power of attorney?

You are crushing my heart, the way the rule against perpetuities crushes a contingent remainder.

You don't wanna go home with me? Objection!

You have a duty...to take care of me and my needs.

You must be a mala prohibitum offense, because you have FINE written all over you!

You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?

You've unjustly enriched me-please let me give you some restitution.

Your body is 'ultra vires', it's beyond my power to control myself around you.

Your booty is asking for some cruel and unusual punishment.