United Nations Pick Up Lines

Are you a Model? Because UN me would look great together...

Can I moderate your caucus?

Can i please moderate your caucus?

Can I put missiles in your country?

Damn Girl, you're giving me a Boutros Boutros chubby!

Delegate of Cuba, I would like you to put your Cuban cigar in my mouth tonight.

Djibouti call or am I just hearing things?

For a third world country you sure do look developed.

For a third-world country, you’re pretty well developed.

France applause the initiative, and would further like to discuss with you the proposal later tonight.

Girl, are you from Iraq? Because I wanna see you Baghdad ass up!

Girl, you look so fine when you Baghdad ass up!

How long did it take you to get here? Because you look like you’re a member of the delegation from Heaven.

I can't Bolivia how quick we're russian into this alliance.

I couldn't help myself, when I saw your beauty, "Iran" to you.

I Ecuador you. Adorable!

I motion for a 30 minute unmoderated caucus in the delegate of South Korea's pants.

I want to put a resolution on you.

I want to visit your Netherlands.

I'd like to make a motion to invade Djibouti with the aid of Greece.

I'll unmoderate your caucus.

I'm Hungary for Djibouti.

I'm looking forward for tonight to try that French croissant of yours.

If you were a resolution, I'd second you.

Is that a placard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

It's not about how big it is, but how long you can hold it up.

It's not about how big your gavel is, it's about how hard you bang it.

It's not about how big your placard is, it's about how long you can keep it up.

Our relationship is like a holiday, first here and then gone.

Our relationship is like a pizza, we had all the toppings, now alls left is the crust.

So, what's your favorite millennium development goal?

That opening statement has the finest body paragraph I've ever seen.

Uganda-ing at me?

Uruguay, I'm a girl. Let's make an alliance.

Wanna merge our blocs together to pass resolution 6.9.

Would the delegate care to moderate me in a private caucus?

You can be the Secretary General of my heart.