Presidents Day Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious presidents day pick up lines for teens and adults.



A night with me is so life-changing, you'll refer to it as the Revolutionary War.
Are you George Washington because I could see wood in your mouth.George Washington
Baby, you stop my heart like Teddy's speech stops a bullet.
For score, seven years ago...I would have rocked that butt.Abraham Lincoln
Get on over here and mount my Rushmore.


Girl, after tonight, I won't be the only one needing a wheelchair.Franklin D. Roosevelt
Girl, let me be the Bill Clinton to your Monica Lewinsky.
Girl, you ever spend a night at the Watergate? Cuz I wanna spy on you like Richard Nixon.Richard Nixon
Girl, you know what they say: sex with an ex is like serving 2 nonconsecutive presidential terms!
Girl, you must be Harry Truman because you dropped a bomb on my heart.Harry Truman


Hello, my name is Bill Clinton.
Hey baby, want to see my Washington monument?
Hey Baby. Nobody has more counties named after them than I do.George Washington
Hey girl have you ever experienced revolution firsthand? No? You wanna get out of here?George Washington
Hey girl, you Abraham Lincoln cause I really wanna save our Union.Abraham Lincoln

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