Presidents Day Pick Up Lines

A night with me is so life-changing, you'll refer to it as the Revolutionary War.

Are you George Washington because I could see wood in your mouth.George Washington

Baby, you stop my heart like Teddy's speech stops a bullet.

For score, seven years ago...I would have rocked that butt.Abraham Lincoln

Get on over here and mount my Rushmore.

Girl, after tonight, I won't be the only one needing a wheelchair.Franklin D. Roosevelt

Girl, let me be the Bill Clinton to your Monica Lewinsky.

Girl, you ever spend a night at the Watergate? Cuz I wanna spy on you like Richard Nixon.Richard Nixon

Girl, you know what they say: sex with an ex is like serving 2 nonconsecutive presidential terms!

Girl, you must be Harry Truman because you dropped a bomb on my heart.Harry Truman

Hello, my name is Bill Clinton.

Hey baby, want to see my Washington monument?

Hey Baby. Nobody has more counties named after them than I do.George Washington

Hey girl have you ever experienced revolution firsthand? No? You wanna get out of here?George Washington

Hey girl, you Abraham Lincoln cause I really wanna save our Union.Abraham Lincoln

Hey girl...wanna see my top hat?Abraham Lincoln

Hey sweetheart, that dress would look even hotter with my stain on it.Bill Clinton

I am not a crook, but I will burglarize your butthole.Richard M. Nixon

I cannot tell a lie. That woman you saw me with is Martha, my sister.George Washington

I didn't find any weapon of mass destruction, but I did find you.George W. Bush

I have sex like I fight a war - with no exit strategy.George Bush

I hear she's like Obama Care, everyone can afford her but she never works.Barack Obama

I need to give myself a Presidential Pardon for what I am thinking about doing to you.

I want to give a state of the union on your capitol hills.

I want to take an inaugural parade right down your Pennsylvania Avenue.

I'd like to go to work in your oval office.

I'd like to trickle down on her.Ronald Reagan

I'm against slavery, but I do love bondage.Abraham Lincoln

I'm Baberham Lincoln and I'm here to emancipate your body from those clothes.

I'm going to need a presidential pardon after this.

I'm gonna Barrack your world.

I'm Jimmy Carter in the streets and John F. Kennedy in the sheets.

I'm like FDR. I don't even need my legs to get things done.

I'm no Republican, but call me Bush... My Dick is my sidekick.

I've got a cherry for you, Georgie.

If you reject me, you will send me on a trail of tears.Andrew Jackson

If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.Abraham Lincoln

Is your name George Washington? Cuz you definitely need some wood in your mouth.George Washington

Just like when Reagan freed the hostages, I'm going to liberate you on the very first day.Ronald Reagan

Let's be like Ulysses S. Grant and reconstruct something great.Ulysses S. Grant

My booty call doesn't do the walk of shame, she does the trail of tears.Andrew Jackson

My dear I would duel for the honor of kissing you. Especially if you were a relative.Andrew Jackson

My teeth aren't the only things that's wooden for you.George Washington

Next!John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Sorry, I’m not into bondage.Abraham Lincoln

That Marilyn was pretty but let me show you why this Monroe is the original sex bomb.

The only thing to spank is butt itself.Franklin D. Roosevelt

Wanna know the real reason they call me “Tricky Dick”?Richard M. Nixon

Would you Ulysses S. Grant me permission to buy you a drink?

You ever wonder why they also named the vacuum a Hoover? Wanna find out?