Voting and election day pick up lines

Are you as free as America tonight?

Are you Britain? Because I swear you're giving me a massive election.

Are you from a swing state?

Are you going to vote with that thing, or let me kiss it?

Are you in parliament? Because you look hung to me.

Can I put my cross in your box?

Can you pull my lever?

Care to let me pass a bill through your chamber?

Come to my party, I'll guarantee to get you in Labour.

Could I see your birth certificate before you vote? Because you must have been born in Gorgeousville.

Darl'n, your demographic may be way off, but if you come home with me, we can try and assimilate.

Fancy a look at my majority?

Fuck the election, here's my erection.

How about me and you go in a dark room and make a coalition...

How bout I punch your ballot with my meat mallet?

I can see your constitutional rights aren't the only thing you've been exercising.

I hope I can count on your vote for my erection campaign.

I just voted, now who wants get drunk and see my electoral college?

I won't start breaking promises until tomorrow.

I'd love to stuff your ballot box.

If going out with you was a referendum, I’d vote yes.

If I told you that you had a nice governing body, would you hold it against me?

If you like waiting in line and getting caught in the rain...

If you show me your polling card, I will show you mine!

If you're real nice, I'll write you in.

Im tired of being Independent, can I join your party?

Is that a ballot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a lever in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is this line long, or is it just happy to see us?

Let's just say that my "approval rating" is very high.

Let's make some bad decisions together, just not here.

Let’s get out of here and I’ll do to you what either of these candidates will do to America.

Let’s go out and I’ll do to you what neither of these candidates will do to the country.

Maybe you can help me avoid a runoff...

Mind if I stuff your ballot box?

Most polls close at 7, but mine's accessible all night.

Oh baby, you turn my blue state red.

Pssst! I've got your Proposition right here.

Republican? Democrat? Baby, I’m a member of the Pants Party, and you should be to.

Room for one more ... in that voting booth?

So do you come to this polling place often.

The Communist Party believes in sharing.

There's a massive swell in my election and I'm hoping you'll turn out...

This is my old elementary school, wanna see my classroom?

Wanna know why they call me "swing state"?

Wanna play minister and shadow minister with me?

Want to see a well hung parliment?

What's your lawn sign?

Would you like me to help you put on your sticker?

You look independent. Wanna join my party?