Trump Pick Up Lines

A lot of things can be done with you, you know like...things...especially some very bad things.

Are you tired? Cos you've been running from me all day, baby.

Damn girl, are you CNN? 'Cause I can't even believe you're real.

Do you go gold mining? Because you look like you could be my next wife.

Don’t worry about getting caught. I’ll have Mike Pence deny it.

Girl that ass is so sweet, we're going to build a wall around it and you're gonna pay for it.

Girl, imma buy you a ring and you're gonna pay for it.

Hey baby are you an illegal immigrant? Cuz I wanna deport you to my bedroom.

Hey girl are you a Native American tribe's drinking water? Cuz I wanna lay some pipe in you.

Hey there. If you weren't my daughter, I'd probably be dating you.

Hey, Sexy. Want to come up and see my ladies’ bathing suit collection?

How about coming back to my room for some Breitbart and chill?

I am Donald Trump.

I love roleplaying so why don´t you pretend to be Putin and I´ll be Trump and you can show me what a good leader does.

I love you more than Trump loves Trump.

I may build a wall, I'll never build one between you and me.

I was looking around the room thinking about who I'd like to sexually assault, and you'd be my first choice.

I'll treat your panties like Jeb Bush and make them drop very fast.

I'm the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Don't you think?

If you aren't Mexico, why is there such a wall between us?

If you were Mexican, I'd oppose the wall.

Is Donald Trump the President of Heaven? Cuz it looks they deported an angel.

It's Yuge. You'll love it, let me tell you!

I’ll name all of my buildings after you if you change your name to Trump.

I’m only one bad business deal away from being Charlie Sheen.

Let's make dick great again.

Nice dress, can I deport you from it?

You can tell your friends that you've been on top of Lil Trump Tower...

You must be a wildlife refuge, because I wanna drill your wetlands.

You will never meet anyone as great as me, believe me, I'm great...

You're such a nasty woman.. and I like it.

You're too beautiful to be real, just like global warming.

Your penis must be ISIS, because I am going to destroy it.