Trump Pick Up Lines
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious trump pick up lines for teens and adults.
A lot of things can be done with you, you know like...things...especially some very bad things.
Are you tired? Cos you've been running from me all day, baby.
Damn girl, are you CNN? 'Cause I can't even believe you're real.
Do you go gold mining? Because you look like you could be my next wife.
Don’t worry about getting caught. I’ll have Mike Pence deny it.
Girl that ass is so sweet, we're going to build a wall around it and you're gonna pay for it.
Girl, imma buy you a ring and you're gonna pay for it.
Hey baby are you an illegal immigrant? Cuz I wanna deport you to my bedroom.
Hey girl are you a Native American tribe's drinking water? Cuz I wanna lay some pipe in you.
Hey there. If you weren't my daughter, I'd probably be dating you.
Hey, Sexy. Want to come up and see my ladies’ bathing suit collection?
How about coming back to my room for some Breitbart and chill?
I am Donald Trump.
I love roleplaying so why don´t you pretend to be Putin and I´ll be Trump and you can show me what a good leader does.
I love you more than Trump loves Trump.
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