NRA Pick Up Lines

Are you a member of the NRA? because you just blow me away.

Baby, are you America's lax gun laws? Because I'm going to exploit all of your holes.

Baby, I'm against background checks but with yours I'll make an exception.

Hey babe, want two tickets to the gun show?

Hey baby, are you a gun? Cause I want to load you.

I am likely to shoot you if you are of a different ethnicity to me.

Wanna' come to my mansion and check out my "gun collection"?

Why yes, there IS a gun in my pocket!

Yes, that is a gun in my pocket and after I take care of some of my ex-colleagues, would you like to do dinner?

You should come home with me, the only things I don't have registered are my sex offenses.