Activist Pick Up Lines

Are you from tenessee? Because I think I recognize you from an anti fracking direct action.

As a firm believer in community action I'd like to help you with my volunteer member.

Baby I don't use chlorofluorocarbon, but I bet you and I can still turn up the heat.

Baby you must been tired cause you've been marching for equality in my mind all day.

Baby, I got 99 problems and the oppression faced by your community that disallows us from being together is one of them.

Baby, you're like an Engel from heaven that left a Marx in my heart. Be my manifesto.

Do you want to take this movement from the streets to some movement in the sheets?

From the moment I looked in to your eyes.. I knew.. You loved liberation of the oppressed people as much as I do.

Hey babe, let's do it twice & you can call it recycling.

Hey baby why do you smell so good? Is it because you've been in Dang Wangi last night?

Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.

Hey baby, let's get informed & enthusiastic.

Hey baby, while we're celebrating Labor Unions today why don't we make our own union?

Hey I just met you, but calling something "crazy" stigmatises the mentally ill so check ur privilege and call me maybe.

How would you like to park your privilege at my place tonight.

I could listen to you discuss your efforts to dismantle the patriarchy all night long.

I didn't bring you roses because it's not the season and contributes to neo-colonialism.

I don't mean to drone on and on but you made a strategic strike straight to my heart.

I don't wanna stop protesting...but you're absolutely arresting.

I hadn't experienced real privilege until I met you.

I hope you don't find this too forward, but I'm a firm believer in direct action.

I love you more than Antonin Scalia loved depriving people of their basic human rights.

I see you're down with the Revolution, Liberation, and struggle. Here's my number for when you wanna cuddle.

I want to actively listen to your life story.

I'll stand in solidarity with you. Can I hold your hand too?

I'm a socialist in the streets but an anarchist in the sheets.

I'm all for equality but there's one place I like to be on top.

I'm sorry but I think you're against EPA regulations, you're too fracking sexy.

I'm underrepresented. In your pants.

Is that a chemtrail or am I in a love fog?

Is that an uplifted picket sign, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that wood for your picket sign, or you just happy to see me?

Is there anything I can do to use my privilege to amplify your voice?

I’d invite you to my place, but I don’t believe in private property.

Let's erase these borders and negotiate a one-state solution.

Let's Occupy the Night together.

Let's take this protest to my place.

My feminism is inclusive, especially of you.

My preferred gender pronouns happen to be 'us' and 'we'.

Not even the police can kill my love for you!

Nothing turns me on more than you being against the oppressive system.

Of course you're beautiful. I don't believe in colonized standards of beauty.

Oh so your twins?! Should we go back to mine and do an inside job? Because you two are hot enough to melt steel beams!

Please end up this poverty in my heart and stand in solidarity by my side.

Race and gender aren't the only things about to get intersectional tonight!

Rose are red. Violets are Blue. Smashing the patrirarchy makes me super attracted to you.

So do you want to make it official and co-author a paper together?

So which of the two vegan restaurants owned by community members should we go out to?

Somebody get me a human rights lawyer, 'cos being without you is cruel and unusual punishment.

The only privilege I'm interested in is spending time with you.