Activist Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious activist pick up lines for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Are you from tenessee? Because I think I recognize you from an anti fracking direct action.
As a firm believer in community action I'd like to help you with my volunteer member.
Baby I don't use chlorofluorocarbon, but I bet you and I can still turn up the heat.
Baby you must been tired cause you've been marching for equality in my mind all day.
Baby, I got 99 problems and the oppression faced by your community that disallows us from being together is one of them.


Baby, you're like an Engel from heaven that left a Marx in my heart. Be my manifesto.
Do you want to take this movement from the streets to some movement in the sheets?
From the moment I looked in to your eyes.. I knew.. You loved liberation of the oppressed people as much as I do.
Hey babe, let's do it twice & you can call it recycling.
Hey baby why do you smell so good? Is it because you've been in Dang Wangi last night?


Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Hey baby, let's get informed & enthusiastic.
Hey baby, while we're celebrating Labor Unions today why don't we make our own union?
Hey I just met you, but calling something "crazy" stigmatises the mentally ill so check ur privilege and call me maybe.
How would you like to park your privilege at my place tonight.

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