Activist Pick Up Lines

The revolution will not be televised, so let's go to a movie instead.

The world is corrupt, it needs a cure, being with you, keeps my soul pure.

We can end polio, guinea worm, and elephantiasis, but there's no end to my love for you.

We don't have to worry about leaving carbon footprints when we're horizontal.

When do negotiations begin?

Would you like to redistribute resources by taking me out to dinner?

Yeah this is me. Tries to make small talk, ends up explaining gender studies.

You know what's harder than read post-structuralist literature? Me.

You look so good, you'd stop traffic even if you weren't blockading.

You may not have equal socio-political representation, but you can certainly have equal representation in my pants.

You take my heart when you take the streets.

You're at the top of my progressive stack.

You're audience I want to target with love and affection.

You're so pretty, it isn't Freire.