EU

Are you also into foreign affairs?

Are you in the singles market?

Are you looking to engage in a bilateral internal service consultation? Or straight to the action plan?

Are you on a single market?

Are you ready to invest my funds?

Are you up for a bit of civil dialogue? Or should we stick with the stakeholder engagement?

As it's our first date, I promise to focus exclusively on your Outermost Regions.

Baby, do we need a prenup contract or it is enougth with the TTIP?

Baby, we come from different countries, but tonight let's speak the 24 official languages of love.

Be my Europa and I let you ride on me all night long.

But after the third date it will be a wholly internal situation?

Can we break all the rules together tonight, including the Maastricht and the Lisbon-treaties?

Careful with the TTIP. It's a sensitive area.

Could it be that your tunnel is in desperate need of a Eurostar?

Currently 49% of UK citizens say they don't want to leave me. Are you one of them?

Do I meet your entry requirements?

Do you want me to show to you a delegated act?

Do you want to impose some restrictive measures?

Do you work in Frankfurt? Cos you just raised my interest.

e should eliminate the barriers between us and have an ever closer union.

EU make me feel like a natural woman.

Fancy joining my eastern partnership?

Fancy moving into a restricted session?

Have you ever tried German discipline?

Hey hun, I'd like to implement some transparency standards on you.

Honey our union is like the single currency increasingly threatened yet irreversible.

How about a smart, sustainable and inclusive relationship?

How about we remove all barriers to our freedom of movement.

How about you and I move towards enhanced cooperation?

How do you like the modalities of my framework directive?

I believe in an ever closer union. Do you?

I campaign for the EU the same way I teach sex education: I tell them pulling out isn't safe.

I have a grand strategy for you: do you prefer a top-down or bottom-up approach?

I shall endeavour to balance my capacity with your opportunity.

I think we should move to ever closer union.

I will implement your directive anyday, baby!

I will only withdraw if the negotiation is unsuccessful.

I'd let you have free movement in my schengen area.

I'd like to have you in my Blue Book.

I'd like to make an in-depth review of your performances...

I'll be the EU, you be Britain, just tell me what you want.

I'll let you into my secret world and fulfill all of your Eurobondage fantasies. Close your eyes.

I'm developing a new governance regime. Would you like to try it?

I'm more of a comitology kind of guy.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet, I'd put E and U together.

If we were amendments, I would love to be joined with you to become a very exciting compromise

Is that a bent cucumber in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Is that a budget discharge in your hand or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a secret microphone hidden in your trunks to fight tax evasion, or are you just pleased to see me?

Is that a split vote in your pocket...