EU

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious eu for teens and adults.

Are you also into foreign affairs?

Are you in the singles market?

Are you looking to engage in a bilateral internal service consultation? Or straight to the action plan?

Are you on a single market?

Are you ready to invest my funds?

Are you up for a bit of civil dialogue? Or should we stick with the stakeholder engagement?

As it's our first date, I promise to focus exclusively on your Outermost Regions.

Baby, do we need a prenup contract or it is enougth with the TTIP?

Baby, we come from different countries, but tonight let's speak the 24 official languages of love.

Be my Europa and I let you ride on me all night long.

But after the third date it will be a wholly internal situation?

Can we break all the rules together tonight, including the Maastricht and the Lisbon-treaties?

Careful with the TTIP. It's a sensitive area.

Could it be that your tunnel is in desperate need of a Eurostar?

Currently 49% of UK citizens say they don't want to leave me. Are you one of them?

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