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It's all about leveraging up my structural funds, and you are an eligible recipient but I'll admit it's a co-decision thing.

It's clear from my briefs that you have handled the risk of any deflation issues down south.

It's getting hot in herre, let's create a cap-and-trade scheme.

Just because I'm in antitrust doesn't mean I oppose your dominant position.

Just because we're on mission, doesn't mean other positions aren't possible.

Let me be your Horizon 2020.

Let's check if what happens in Strasbourg, stays in Brussels.

Let's establish a sustainable framework patrnership together, do you confirm?

Let's form a union, I can Treaty you well.

Let's quickly implement your interconnection targets.

Let's start with a vertical relationship and move on to a horizontal agreement later.

Let's talk dirty: Euro bonds!

Let's talk dirty: Spitzenkandidaten!

Let's unleash our joint potential and strive for full integration.

May I ask for your EU transparency register number?

May I offer you a glass of EU defined representative wine product?

Oral procedures are more more interesting, there's always a tour de table.

Shall we engage in some horizontal activities?

Shall we implement this joint position at yours or mine?

Shall we take part in a co-decision procedure... your amendments first?

So are you up for some preventive or corrective action?

So how about coming back to my Neighbourhood and making this enhanced bilateral dialogue Deep and Comprehensive?

So, what do you think about pre-accession partnerships?

Someone call the UNFCCC, cos it just got HOT in here...

The lower the interest rate up north, the larger the spread down south.

They say working in the EU is like being in a cage. Were you ever tempted by a golden handcuff?

Things are going well. Let's move towards an ever close union!

Tonight let's get united in diversity.

Tonight, be with me & the EU at the crossroads of our destiny.

Wanna get out of here? Come with me. I have an exit strategy.

Wanna go to the beach? I'll Greece you up.

Well hello! I'd say you need a pretty strong Community Support Framework!

Well you have no shortage of assets: more than enough to provide a massive stimulus.

What happens in Luxembourg stays in Luxembourg.

What makes you think I'd go for the Scandinavian model?

Where do you stand on access to the southern corridor pipeline?

Whereas I' m not seeing anyone else right now, I strongly advice you not to violate my dating rights.

Which is great with the Single Market, is that it ensures cooperation between its members.

Who said orgy?! It is just an exchange of best practices.

Why don't we get together to discuss an Eastern European Partnership? Your Kremlin doesn't need to know.

Why don't we make this inter-governmental?

Why don't you have my steel and we'll take it from there?

Will you please check that my tailpipe emissions are below 95 g?

With partners like you, i believe in rapid european enlargement

Would be great if we could forge a sustainable partnership.

Would you like to come to our delegation room and talk more about EU enlargement?

Would you like to reduce you gas emissions and help the enviroment and come by?

Would you like to see my comprehensive package?

Would you like to try a little light toilettage? It can be... cleansing...

Would you need some in depth guidance on the Nordic specificities?