Terrorist Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious terrorist pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are those explosives in your pants, or are you just excited to see me?
Are those real, or are you just packing explosives?
Are u a bomber because u are mind blowing.
Are you a suicide bomber? Because you have blown me away.
Are you mustard gas? 'Cause your beauty is burning my eyes.
Babe, you got dem killer eyes...
Baby are you a detonator because I just blew my load.
Baby, put away the box cutters cause you've hijacked my heart.
Do you have Al-Qaeda ties? 'Cause you've been terrorizing my heart all night.
Ena I'm going to bomb you with love.


Girl you blow me away!
Hey girl my AK-47 isn't as dangerous as my AK-69.
How about I blow up your world?
How'd you get through security? Cause baby you're the bomb.
I wish you were a bomb so you could blow me.
I would like to make explode inside you, yes?
I'm the bomb!
Is that a bomb on your pocket or are you just Boom!
Is that an Al-Qaeda bomb in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?


Is that an explosive device in your shoe or are you just happy to see me?
Is that an underwear bomb in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Is that PETN making your boxers explode or are you just happy to see me?
Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you are the bomb.
Is your dad part Al Qaeda? Cause you're da bomb.
My heart must be a plane, cause you just hijacked it.
My pants are already on fire- for you.
That vial of chemicals isn't the only thing ready to explode.
There must be C4 in my pants cuz you make me want to go BOOM!


Why don't you share this big cell with me?
You blow me away. I'll return the favor.
You da bomb. Lets blow eachother tonight?
Youre like aldawla in my heart, remains and extends.

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