Feminist Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious feminist pick up lines for teens and adults.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine judgment written all over you.
Are you related to Bruce Springsteen? Because baby, you were born to run.
Are you tired? Because you've been running around in my mind all day... getting paid more than me.
Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been in my mind all day running for senate.
Damn girl, I like the look of your CV!

Damn girl, if not obeying gender conventions were a crime, you would be guilty as charged!
Damn girl, you have more positive body image than a Dove commercial!
Damn girl, your legs are as long as the patriarchy has been in power and that’s super long!
Did you break the glass ceiling for women when you fell from heaven?
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet career objective. I like your hustle.

Do you have a map? Cause I'm getting lost and, like you, I don't follow gender stereotypes.
Don't worry baby I make enough money so you don't have to worry about the fact your gender studies degree is useless.
Girl, I'm not concerned about your thigh gap. But I am concerned about your wage gap.
Girl, why don't you come over to my place . . . of business that is, because women belong in the workplace.
Hello pretty young lady, would you like to have sexual intercourse with me while I treat you to wine and roses?

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