Republican Pick Up Lines

Are you global warming because you don't exist to me.

Baby, I will love you forever, as long as you don't think you can decide over your own body.

Hey baby. You're so hot I'd send you to a foreign land to get in a war we can't win.

Hey gorgeous, let's make war, not love.

Hey, baby... How would you like to find out if my smoking gun is a mushroom cloud?

I am really happy to see you, but yes, that's an ultrasound probe in my pocket.

I have a job, own a home and have a nice car.

I wanna drill you like an Alaskan oilfield.

I'll rock you harder than Ronald Reagan rocked the Berlin Wall.

I'm going to love you like a Republican filibuster.

If I said you had no control over your body would you hold it against me?

If I tried to control your body, would you hold it against me?

Is that a large building for storing grain or are you just pleased to see me?

Of course I'm a Republican. I care more about the safety of my money than I do your basic rights.

Say why don't we go back to my place and fire my undocumented nanny.

Shh shhh. You won't get pregnant, you're body just takes care of those things.

The logo of our party is an elephant, wanna see what the elephant and I have in common?

Want to come home and check out the size of my Super PAC?

Will you let my Dick Cheney dominate your Bush?

Yes I said that gay sex is an abomination. Come back to my hotel so I can show you.

You are prettier than Ted Cruz's wife.

You know Lincoln was a Republican...