Comrade Pick Up Lines

A commission of inquiry has been appointed to investigate and penetrate into the issue deeply.

Are you a Marxist? Because you’re leading the uprising in my lower class.

Can we discuss the deployment of a long-standing member?

Comrade adopt these minutes so we can reach a quorum. I will deliver.

Comrade allow me to introduce u to a MP. Not a member of parlement, but a Member of my Pants.

I hope you're into kinky activities, because I'm the "Chief Whip" of my party in parliament.

I propose an alliance, that is characterized by the inclusion of reciprocal and continual pleasure.

I strongly Suggest that we embark on a journey to the bedroom so to see my honorable members.

I will investigate these allegations of you being a dictator thoroughly... My findings shall be published soon.

I'm underrepresented. In your pants.

It is resolved that with my presence quorum shall be met in your pants.

Let's impregnate this discussion with robust engagements.

Let's strive for the collective ownership of the means of reproduction.

Madam comrade Let's start an alliance that is romantic in nature.

May I co-opt you so that there can be a 50:50 gender balance in my bed.

My fellow comrade of the Women's League, allow me to proceed with my raised point of order...

Now that your banning order is over come into my bedroom so I can show u my Umkhontowosizo!

Our alliance is more important than the constitution. The constitution is only there to regulate matters.

Shall we explore the National Democratic Revolution of love.

Stop your defiance campaign and let me revolutionise you.

Thank you for the superlative humour comrades. It's truly unprecedented!

The chamber is awaiting your presence, honourable member.

The uprising in my pants it shouldnt be a struggle putting the matter forward.

There's something revolutionary about you.

This revolutionary connection we have should be discussed without fear or favour, it should not be a taboo topic.

Together, we can do more...

You make me raise my point of order.

Your presence itself is a liberation movement.

Your undressing of this issue has raised certain developments... now please come closer to the microphone.