Police Pick Up Lines

Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?

Are you going to come quietly?

Babe you cant go anywhere actually cause i gotta 10-4 you to me.

Can I see your license, coz I never knew angels could drive.

Do I have to arrest u to get u to love me?

Excuse me ma'am, there has been an heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.

Excuse me ms, I'm going to arrest you for disturbing the peace... in my pants !!

Excuse me, ma'm. there's been a report of a deviant around. i'm going to have to dust you for fingerprints.

Girl, you are under arrest for...taking my breath away.

Hi, I'm Officer Watson, and you're a Person of Interest...in my pants.

I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... In my pants.

I will not hesitate to put my baton against you if you do not comply to me, miss.

I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?

Im gonna have to cuff you and take you downtown.

Is your dad a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.

Is your name "law"? 'Cause I'd like to lay you down.

Once you cock my revolver, it'll inevitably go off.

Somebody call the cops, because its got to be illegal to look that good!

Theres A 2-1-1 In Progress, You Are Stealing My Heart.

What can I say? You got me at homicide.

You are definitely on my most wanted list.

You want me to take you for a ride?

You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.

You're like a speeding ticket. you have fine written all over you!

Your under arrest for not giving me your number.