Police Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious police pick up lines for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
Are you going to come quietly?
Babe you cant go anywhere actually cause i gotta 10-4 you to me.
Can I see your license, coz I never knew angels could drive.
Do I have to arrest u to get u to love me?


Excuse me ma'am, there has been an heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Excuse me ms, I'm going to arrest you for disturbing the peace... in my pants !!
Excuse me, ma'm. there's been a report of a deviant around. i'm going to have to dust you for fingerprints.
Girl, you are under arrest for...taking my breath away.
Hi, I'm Officer Watson, and you're a Person of Interest...in my pants.


I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... In my pants.
I will not hesitate to put my baton against you if you do not comply to me, miss.
I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?
Im gonna have to cuff you and take you downtown.
Is your dad a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.

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