Physics
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious physics for teens and adults.
What's up, gorgeous? Let's go back to my place and test our co-efficient of friction.
What's your amplitude for charm-strange mixing?
What's your resonance frequency?
What’s that smell great? Vacuum grease?
When you and me get together it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me.
Would a loser be able to recite pi out to 50 decimal places? Huh? Would he? Oh, okay. I'll leave.
Wow. You're downright exothermic, but I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Yes I do like to move fast. My style is like a 10 GeV accelerator. Do you like my style?
Yes I like to move fast. My style is like a 10 GeV accelerator. Do you like my style?
You and Me = Grand Unification
You appear more special than relativity to me.
You are just like gravitational field. You are always attractive.
You are like heat and im the ice, always make my latent heat of fusion increase and make me melt.
You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits.
You know what they say, baby... subduction leads to orogeny. How about we go back to my place and make the bedrock?
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.
You make me want to be a better physicist.
You make me want to produce quark jets.
You must be a magnetic monopole because all i get from you is attraction.
You want to see my Gaussian surface?
You would be set to stunning if you were a laser.
You'll be North, I'll be South. Maybe then, we'll attract each other.
Your Bosons, they give me a hadron.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s
Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
Your eyes have a wavelength of 563.4 nm.
Your lab bench, or mine?
Your smile is warmer than hydrogen plasma.
Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.
You’re a moving electric charge, and I’m a moving magnetic charge... Wanna flux?
You’re more special than relativity.
You’ve got more curves than a circle.
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