Chemistry

If i was an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase, so I could unzip your genes.

If I were a Bunsen burner, you would be my flame, hot enough to melt a few things.

If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.

If i'm an Oxygen, can you be my Magnesium?

If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?

If you were a booger, I’d pick you first!

If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you

If you were an element you'd be Francium because you're the most attractive.

If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!

Im more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.

Is that a open valency or are you just happy to see me?

Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?

It's true that opposites attract. We're like an electron and a proton, we come together and now we're stable... and steady!

It’s a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat.

I’ve got my ion you, baby!

Let's get married and live a life like monosaccharides-sweet and simple.

My favorite element is uranium, because I love U!

My favourite attractive force is van del Waals' force. Can you feel it? I'll sit closer if you can't.

My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!

My name's Bond. Covalent Bond.

Shall we do it on the table periodically?

So, what’s your pKa?

So, what’s your quantum number?

The chemical bonding between us is so strong because of the forces attraction...

The more stable carbocation in your heart, the more susceptable to my nucleophilic to attack your heart.

This chemical is beautiful. Just like you.

To find out if there is the double bond between us, you must do Bae's test first.

Wanna help me reach my boiling point?

Want to be my substrate/enzyme?

Want to play chemical make up with my periodic table of elements?

We are so difficult, you like an acid and i am an alkali but when we combine, we going to be neutral.

We’re as miscible as oil and hexane.

What does it take to get over YOUR activation barrier?

When ever I see you my electrons enter the excited state.

When I’m near you I undergo anaerobic respiration because baby, you take my breath away.

Why aren't you in the periodic table? Maybe because you are a rare element in my life.

You and I go together like sodium and chloride.

You are a photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.

You are a photon quanta to my valence electron. You excite me to a higher energy level.

You are an acid and i am like litmus, everytime i meet you i turn bright red.

You are my iodine, lithium, potassium, einsteinium and uranium. Because “I LiKE U”.

You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love we could make an ocean together.

You be Flourine and I'll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron.

You can hydrolyze me anytime

You can share electron to me, and i will fully occupied.

You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate

You make me hypervalent.

You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.