Stock Market Pick Up Lines

Looks like a merger is in order...how wide can you split your stocks?

My Nasdaq is always up.

My stock is strong, like bull.

Nice rack, baby. Can we upgrade those things from Hold to Squeeze?

The market's not the only thing that goes down sometimes.

These stocks aren't the only thing rising.

Those pants you're wearing is creating some capital growth, if you now what I mean.

Wanna come up to my office and observe my sector rotation?

Wanna see my huge stock tip?

Wanna speculate our futures tonight?

What's a stock like you doing in a place like this?

With a little after-hours trading we could negotiate your cum dividend.

With you, my interest rate is rising.

Would you be interested in large growth investment?

Would you like to be bailed out and still collect a bonus?

You could inflate me out of a crisis.

You into stocks and bondage?

You know what gold and I have in common? We're both on the rise.

You look charming! Of course, there could be methodology or sampling errors in my seasonally-adjusted data.

You look like a successful business woman, because you really know how to position yourself for me.

Your price or mine?