Alien Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious alien pick up lines for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Are you a birthing member of the human race? If so, I need your body.
Are you an energy-based life form? Because you make me tingly.
  • Alien
  • Submitted by: o0o0o
Aye girrrrl, what planet are YOU from? Can I get yo galactic coordinates?
Babe your ass is like from outer-space, your legs are just out of this world.
Did you fall from space? Cause your body is out of this world.


Do you wanna take a ride? because this ship goes light speed.
Do you want to see my spaceship?
Don't take this the wrong way, but you have a glorious zarthon.
  • Alien
  • Submitted by: Molly
Dude, are you... an alien?
Even if space is endless, I'd still find you baby.


Greetings. Would it be satisfactory to purchase you an alcohol induced beverage and maybe reproduce together afterwards?
Hey attractive, come to this reality often?
  • Alien
  • Submitted by: Adam A
Hey Earthling, what else do you suppose we can do with that large hadron collider of yours?
Hey I know we just met this is crazy but go ahead Abduct me baby.
  • Alien
  • Submitted by: _caifo_
I feel a powerful attraction to your smell. I guess that means we should mate.
  • Alien
  • Submitted by: Scott

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