St. Patricks Day Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious st. patricks day pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are you a four-leafed clover? Cuz I think I'm getting lucky tonight.
Can I have a look at your leprechaun?
Can I interest you in 50 shades of green?
Can I kiss your Blarney Stone?
Can I see your lucky charms?, because you look magically delicious tonight.
Can we bangers and mash our genitals together?
Come over to my place and I'll show you me Lucky Charms.
Come over to my place and I'll show you my Lucky Charms.
Did my eyes just turn green? Because when I see you, I feel like I’m getting lucky.
Did you know what a real Irishman wears under his kilt? Nothing...Irishmen don't wear kilts.


Do u want to be my little leprechaun? I'll show u where u can find the gold.
Do you have any Irish in ya? Nope. Want some?
Don’t tell anybody, but I have a fridge full of Shamrock shakes back in my apartment, I’m taking one person at a time.
Finding you is better than finding a pot of gold.
Forget the wearing of green—let’s go right to the wearing of you like a hat!
Forget the wearing of the green and let's get right to the wearing of your ass like a hat!
Have you any Irish in you? If not, would you like some Irish in you?
Hey I'm Irish, you wanna play with my shillelagh and blarney stones?
How about we find out if my rainbow leads to your pot of gold?


How many shades of green can you name?
How would you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me step?
How’d you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me shillelagh?
I ain’t got four leaves, baby, but if you pluck me, I’ll give you luck!
I bet I can make you Irish cream. Wanna see?
I bet I can stick my tongue out farther than you!
I bet you taste better than the Jameson I just threw up.
I don't have four leaves, but if you pluck me, I'll give you luck!
I don't need a pot of gold. I got you!


I guess I'm wearing green today.
I have a pot of gold...It's in my pants with two leprechauns.
I have more than a four leaf clover.
I have one Irish friend. Other than that...kiss me.
I just want someone to kiss me regardless of country of origin.
I may not have four leaves, but if you kiss me, I'll bring you luck!
I remember when drinking green beer was cool.
I see your favorite color is green, too!
I squirt rainbows, wanna see?


I want you like a pint of Guinness!
I wear green underwear so people pinch me and then I have an excuse to show them my underwear.
I'd like to leave a brat of gold at the end of your rainbow.
I'm a leprechaun, I'm here to rescue you.
I'm Irish, wanna taste my lucky charms?
I'm lucky all the time.
I'm not Irish, but you can still kiss me if you want.
I'm on my way to steal your Shamrock Shake!
I'm the rarest DNA combo in the world. I'm a blue eyed ginger.


I'm wearing green pants...
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
I've always wanted to kiss a sexy leprechaun.
If you don’t sleep with me, the leprechauns have already won!

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