Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious thanksgiving pick up lines for teens and adults.

Are you full or would you like me to stuff you?
Are you the Mayflower because you have been sailing through my head?
Aren’t you tired of being cooped up here?
Baby, I want to stuff you like a thanksgiving turkey!
Call me Ms. Pilgrim, because I can Plymouth Rock your world.

Did you want the breast?
Do you like stuffing?
Girl I'm gonna treat you like cranberry sauce and ignore you for 11 months after tonight...
Good thing I wore my oven mitts, because you're too hot to handle.
Have you lost weight or did they just start carving you already?

Hello, would you like me to fan you with my wumbo eyelashes while you eat turkey?
Hey baby, why don't you come over to my house for a little turkey and undressing?
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Hey girl, were you on the Mayflower? Because you rock my ship.
Hey, bb, I heard you got a wishbone for me.

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