Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious thanksgiving pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are you full or would you like me to stuff you?
Are you the Mayflower because you have been sailing through my head?
Aren’t you tired of being cooped up here?
Baby, I want to stuff you like a thanksgiving turkey!
Call me Ms. Pilgrim, because I can Plymouth Rock your world.
Did you want the breast?
Do you like stuffing?
Girl I'm gonna treat you like cranberry sauce and ignore you for 11 months after tonight...
Good thing I wore my oven mitts, because you're too hot to handle.
Have you lost weight or did they just start carving you already?


Hello, would you like me to fan you with my wumbo eyelashes while you eat turkey?
Hey baby, why don't you come over to my house for a little turkey and undressing?
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Hey girl, were you on the Mayflower? Because you rock my ship.
Hey, bb, I heard you got a wishbone for me.
How about we skip the turkey and go straight to desert.
How will you be pureeing your root vegetables this year?
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.


I could lose my head over you.
I didn't get enough stuffing today, think you could give me some more?
I find that the skin on the heritage turkeys is so much smoother.
I hate turkey. But I love you!
I have an 8inch Turkey leg back at my crib if you wanna follow me.
I hear cranberries are really good for your skin.
I hope that turkey's not the only thing about to get stuffed.
I just wanna let you know that the turkey might not be able to gobble any more but you can gobble me anytime.
I know what I'll be sticking in your cornucopia.


I love it when you watch me baste my bird.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
I'd fingerling your roasted potatoes.
I'm better than thanksgiving because I can make you come more than once a year.
I've got a little something for you to gobble on.
If you were a turkey, I'd totally baste you.
If you were mashed potatoes I would value you more than the rest of the food on my plate and refuse to share.
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit between the holidays?
Is that a Turkey Leg in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


Is that corn on the cob in your pants or are you excited to see me?
I’d love to see your spread and give you stuffing.
I’d love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.
I’ll still love you even if you have to unbutton your pants after thirds.
Lay your head on her shoulder, and then say, "Sorry, it must be the triptophan."
Let’s go make my Plymouth rock.
Let’s make like the pilgrims and faceplant on something rock-hard.
Now that we've had some turkey are you ready for the stuffing.
Oh you like gherkins? I LOVE whole dill spears for my Thanksgiving table.


Put some pumpkin pie in your mouth, and then French kiss me.
Thanksgiving dinner isn’t the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.
That turkey ain't the only thing getting stuffed this holiday.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!

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