Mardi Gras Pick Up Lines

Ash Wednesday is coming up. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

Drink up! It's Mardi Gras.

Girl, are you a king cake? Because I want to put a baby inside of you.

Hey babe, how's about I bayou a drink?

Hey, girl, you look like a king cake. Let me put a baby in you.

I don't want your beads, what I really want is your number.

I have one question: did it hurt? To get them pierced?

I'm having my own Mardi Gras celebration without the parades, beads or costumes.

Is there a moon pie in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Nice beads. And I like your boobs, too.

So y'all from around here? Y'all are really bundled up.

Throw me beads for a peak at these.

Wanna be my mardi gras costume and get up all over me?

What happens at Mardi Gras, stay at mardi gras!