Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious valentines day for teens and adults.
Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine’s.
Did you put Snickers in your valentines? Because you satisfy me.
Happy Valentines Day. Lets go eat our weight in roof insulation!
Hey girl, you've made my kill list. I'm taking you out this Valentine's Day.
How about a little lust on this day of love?
I noticed you don't have any flowers or a balloon....How you doin'?
I'll be your "alentine" for now, you'll need to give me the "V" after dinner.
I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet, I'm right here.
If I had 3 wishes, ii'd wish...ii'd wish...ii'd wish you were mine.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If I'm your valentine, every day you'll get hershey kisses.
Roses are red, diamonds are blue, I'm missing half of a heart and so are you. Be my valentine?
St. Patrick’s Day is like Valentine’s Day with beer, so let’s drink to love.
The only missing letters my valentine poem are U&I.
The only sweet I want for Valentine's Day is a cutie pie like you!
They can’t fit what I feel for you on a conversation heart.
This Valentine's Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
Valentine, I can’t take my eyes off of you.
When I look at you, I see more stars than the cast list in that Valentine's Day movie.
Will you be my valentine?
You know what's on the Valentine's Day menu? Me-n-u.
You’re like a Valentine’s candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business.
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