Black Friday


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious black friday for teens and adults.



Are you a store Black Friday flyer? Because you turn me on.
Careful, don't run too fast, or you might just trample my heart.
Dang girl don't you know it's Black Friday? Those pants should be 100% off.
Did you get that shirt on sale? Because in my room they'd be a 100% off!
Did you get those pants on sale? because they're 100% off at my house.


Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.
Hey baby, mind if I stick my card into your chip reader?
Hey baby, wanna come over and get your clothes 50-75% off.
Hey boy, have you heard of all the great sales today? Yea clothes are 100% off at my place tonight.
Hey girl, wanna come watch this 39" tv and these 5 dollar movies tonight?


Hey I just got some new clothes, wanna watch me take them off?
Hey, baby. Do you like Black Friday? Because it’s always black in my man cave.
Hey, I've got a great deal. My pants are half-off.
I give 'door-busters' a whole new meaning.
I have been waiting behind you in line for four hours. Nice ass.

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