Black Friday

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious black friday for teens and adults.

Are you a store Black Friday flyer? Because you turn me on.
Careful, don't run too fast, or you might just trample my heart.
Dang girl don't you know it's Black Friday? Those pants should be 100% off.
Did you get that shirt on sale? Because in my room they'd be a 100% off!
Did you get those pants on sale? because they're 100% off at my house.
Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.
Hey baby, mind if I stick my card into your chip reader?
Hey baby, wanna come over and get your clothes 50-75% off.
Hey boy, have you heard of all the great sales today? Yea clothes are 100% off at my place tonight.
Hey girl, wanna come watch this 39" tv and these 5 dollar movies tonight?

Hey I just got some new clothes, wanna watch me take them off?
Hey, baby. Do you like Black Friday? Because it’s always black in my man cave.
Hey, I've got a great deal. My pants are half-off.
I give 'door-busters' a whole new meaning.
I have been waiting behind you in line for four hours. Nice ass.
I hear - once you go Black Friday, you never go back?
I hope your clothes is participating in Black Friday because I want to see them 50-75% off!
I'd love to see your clothes 100% off.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

If you check me out, I'll check you out.
If you go to my bedroom at 12am, my clothes will be half off.
If you were a Black Friday sale, you'd be a door buster.
Let's go shopping. Clothes are 100% off at my house.
No, I'm serious. I mean, talk about 'hot deals'...
Skip the Black Friday line. You can have me for free.
So, you like shopping?
The only thing I want to see 100% off tonight are your clothes.
There are lots of things on sale but the only thing for free is my number.

Why go looking for sales when you can have me for free?
You know what else is on sale today? My affection.
You might not have got the deal you wanted, but you can have my number for free.
You must be on sale because I sure am checking you out.
You're the only deal I need.

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