Easter Pick Up Lines

Jesus isn’t the only thing that rose today.

Let me hide my Easter eggs in you!

Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work.

My ears are not the only things that are long!

My foot isn’t the only part of me that’s lucky.

My love for you is like hot chocolate, I just can’t hold on to it.

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

Never done it on a pile of artificial grass?

Nice to meet you, I’m Bunny. Easter Bunny and you are…gorgeous!

Ouch! My big teeth hurt! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!

Peter heard the cock crow, but I’d never deny you three times.

Since I’m all about chocolate, how ’bout a little sugar?

The holy spirit must be with you because you’re getting a rise outta me.

There is a good reason why there are so many rabbits, baby!

There’s an Easter parade in my pants … wanna go?

There’s an Easter parade in my pants…jus sayin!

Those jeans make your ash look big.

Wanna Multiply?

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

With that smile, you could nail Lucifer to the cross.

Would you like to join me for brunch? You’re looking eggstra-special.

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.

You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save your behind for last.

You look cold. Want to use me as a fur jacket?

You look like the body of Christ, given up for me.

You look this good and its only Saturday? I’d like to see you in your Sunday Best.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

You put the cream in my eggs.

You're not Jewish, are you?

You're not just somebunny... you're my bunny.

You’re a good egg.