Zombie Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious zombie pick up lines for teens and adults.

Are you a zombie? Because I will totally let you eat me.
Are you an academic? Because I'd like to pick your brain.
Are your legs tired? 'Cause you've been running away from me all day.
Baby, it would be a grave mistake not to go out with me.
Baby, where you been all my undeath...
Brain is a major turn on. Your brain is.
Can I pick your brain?
Can I put this guys arm around you?
Can you help look for my eyes? Because I think they're on you.
Care for a Bloody Mary? She's over there, I think there's still some left.

Come over tonight so I can eat you out.
Damn, if being tasty was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Dead or alive you are coming with me!
Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause you're looking delicious.
Do you believe in love at first bite or should I bite you again?
Do you believe in love at first bite?
Do you like biting? Because I do.
Excuse me, miss, while I pick up my jaw.
Girl, I can't get enough of you.

Here miss, let me give you a hand.
Hey baby, I only have one eye and it's for you.
  • Zombie
  • Submitted by: Amber Wallace
Hey baby, I want you to sit on my face and let me eat my way out.
Hey baby, i'm gonna eat you out. Literally.
Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want one?
Hey can i pick your brain for a minute?
Hey, girl I like your face. It looks good enough to eat.
Hey, I'd love to have you for dinner sometime.
Hi, I'm a zombie sweetheart, can I eat you out?

I admire that you wear your heart on your sleeve.
I bet you're a screamer and a moaner.
  • Zombie
  • Submitted by: Angela Malsbury
I can make you moan better than all these zombies.... If you know what I mean.
I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive the Zombie Holocaust with.
I don't have a heart, but if my heart was still beating, it would be for you.
I know how to make you scream.
I like being on top of things and you're one of them.
  • Zombie
  • Submitted by: Joynes Jr.
I like intelligent girls like you, they always taste better.
I love a good piece of rare meat and you are looking pretty succulent.

I may be a zombie, but if my heart was still beating it would beat for you.
I want to drag you in the woods and eat you raw.
I was dead inside until I met you.
I was dying to meet you.
I would absolutley love to swap bodily fluids with you.
I'd come back for you.
I'd give an arm and a leg just to spend one night with you.
I'd really want to date you but I'm dead and you're not. So, lets make out.
I'm gonna be your zombie boyfriend.

I've always rated brains over beaut.
If I still had lungs, you would totally take my breath away!
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me and let me eat it?
If I was a zombie, I'd eat you first.
  • Zombie
  • Submitted by: Cataleya Carroll

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