Demon Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious demon pick up lines for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Are we in hell? Cause your touch is setting me on fire.
Are you Lucifer? Because you sure are the most beautiful being in hell.
  • Demon
  • Submitted by: Brett
Can I possess you like you have possessed my obsession?
Did you just fall from Heaven because you look like one really fucking evil, demonic bitch.
Hell must be missing a demon.
  • Demon
  • Submitted by: Joshua


I always thought the source of hell's hotness was the fire. I was wrong, it's you.
  • Demon
  • Submitted by: angel
If I'm a demon, you must be the Devil's Trap, because I'm stuck on you.
  • Demon
  • Submitted by: Wijck
If you were a demon I'd sell my soul just to seal a deal with you.
  • Demon
  • Submitted by: Akhtar
Is it Hell in here, or is it just you?
  • Demon
  • Submitted by: Neil L
Is that a demonic possession in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?


Is that a Kurdish Knife or are you just happy to see me?
  • Demon
  • Submitted by: Miss Charlotte
Just because you're not a demon anymore doesn't mean we can't live in sin.
Wanna grab me by the horns? It'll be one hell of a ride.
Why yes, that is a little demon in my pocket!
You're gorgeous. Let's me seal my words with a kiss.

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