Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious asgard for children of all ages, teens and adults.

Are you bifrost? Because i feel sad if u give me the cold shoulder...
Are you from Asgard? Cos you don't like you're from this world, (midgard).
Come with me and I'll make u see Valhalla.
Did you fart? Because I just felt the thunder.Thor
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  • Submitted by: Lucas Jay
Did you know that lightning is 5000 times hotter than the sun?Thor

Don't believe in a Thor-sized hammer? Take a look at this...
Girl, u wanna go to my place and see my Thor's Hammer?Thor
Hey baby this hammer isn't the only massive tool I've got.Thor
Hey girl, you're the most aTHORable girl I've ever met.Thor
I am Loki of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose.Loki

I don't know if you've heard...but I've got a pretty mean swing.Thor
I don’t need my hammer to send lightning shocks through your body.Thor
I give an entirely different meaning to the phrase ‘thunder clap’.Thor
I have a hammer and it's very hard. Wanna see?Thor
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  • Submitted by: Chris Ramone
I have no depth perception, yet I can still see how deep you are.Odin

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