Zombie Pick Up Lines

If I was still alive, your looks would stop my heart!

If I were a zombie baby, I'd eat you first.

If we were in a zombie apocalypse, i'd save you.

If you were a walker falling down stairs, I'd be there to catch you.

Is that a bone in your pocket or do you have a boner?

Is that a chunk of rotting flesh, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your insides? Or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your spine sticking out of your stomach or are you just happy to see me?

It's a good thing I'm a zombie, because you are drop-dead gorgeous!

Its a good thing I'm a Zombie, because you're drop dead gorgeous.

Let's take a long, slow meandering walk.

Make my day better by giving me your brain. Cuz i'm hungry and I will love you forever.

Mmmm you look so tasty, I could eat you right up.

Muhhhhh! Brrrrruhh!

My hands are cold, can I warm them up on you?

Nice ribs!

Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?

Once rigor mortis sets in, I can go all night!

Pass me your hand to hold...

Rigor mortis, know what I mean?

Roses are red, my lips are blue. My heart began to beat, when I see you.

Roses are red. My lips are blue. My heart began to beat again when I saw you.

Roses are red. My lips are blue. My heart began to beat when I saw you.

Rrraghh rrrrawww rahhhh rrrrrgh rrgh!

That's not rigor mortis, I'm just happy to see you.

We must be right for each other cause you can't keep me off your mind...

We've been dating a while, so I'd like you to come over and eat my parents.

Well, ok. It's rigor mortis. But I'm still happy to see you!

What do you say we blow this meat bag stand and get out of here?

What's a nice corpse like you doing in a feeding frenzy like this?

What's a nice girl like you doing in a ripped apart bloody mess like this?

When I look at you I remain dead inside.

When you walked in my jaw hit the floor...so I picked it up and lurched over here to say hi.

Where have you been all my unlife?

Why don't you suprise your roomate and not come home tonight?

Why, baby, you're dessert.

Woman, prepare to be consumed lustfully.

You don't look like you have been dead a day!

You give me a ressurection.

You have a beautiful heart. Hopefully it's just as tasty.

You know, I'd love to steal your heart.

You look good enough to eat.

You look like a lady with great taste. Mind if I check?

You may be a zombie, but I'd love you to give ME brains.

You're dead sexy!

You're like a bag of M&Ms, i start eating you and i just cant stop.

You're so beautiful, I want to eat you brain and we can live together forever.

You're so cute I could just eat you.

You're so smart. I love a girl with brains.

You're the perfect combination of body and brains...