Historical

Is your name Nazca? Cause you look like a beautiful mystery to me, baby.

I’ll tell you a sad story, if you’ll but lend me an ear.Vincent Van Gogh

I’m not James Monroe, but I can give you an era of good feelings.

Let us take independence from our clothes!

My middle name could be Magellan, because I love exploring your continents.

My, what an enormous and well-equipped army you have.

Nice pyramids...

No, you don’t have to worry. Haven’t you heard? Turns out we wouldn’t have to go to confession at all!Martin Luther

None of my 722 wives or 423 concubines under stands me.Mohammed

Oh baby, I'd like to plough your field. For real. I have an ox and everything.

On a scale of 1 to America how free are you tomorrow night?

Please go about your business. Don’t mind me on your leg.Napoleon

Quit Stalin and give me your number.

Say girl, are you related to Henry George? Cause I only wanna tax that body once.

She can dump tea in my harbor anytime.

Sleep with me, or I’ll prove you don’t exist.Plato

Sounds the War of 1812 ? I’ll light your White House on fire...

Sure its a 3 month trip to the new world, but have you ever made love on the open sea?

Tell me what you’re wearing.Alexander Graham Bell

The breast reminds me of Mount Rushmore...face should be among them.

The emancipation proclamation didn't end all slavery cuz my heart is a slave 4 u.

The Great Pyramid, the Sahara, the Nile, I ... get the picture?

The Sistine Chapel was nothing.There’s something bout lying on your back & getting filled with inspiration.Michelangelo

They don't call me Alexander the Great for nothing, you know.

Wanna watch me churn the butter?

Want to know why they call me the Titantic? Cuz when I go down, the ladies always get off first.

Well it's not like you have a lot of options here Eve.Adam

Were your pants made by karl marx? because baby, that ass is inspiring an uprising in my lower class.

What do you mean you don't wanna have sex with me? Don't you know who my father is?Jesus Christ

When Copernicus theorized that the Sun was the center of the universe he'd never met you.

Why don't we go create a more perfect union together.

Why don't you forget you're puritanical and show me some ankle?

Will you be the Madme Pompadour to my Louis XV?

Would you like to come upstairs and see the sketches I did on the back of a shovel with coal?

You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.

You know what's unconstitutional? The fact that you still have every Article of clothing on.

You know, there something i could eat during a hunger strike.Gandhi

You make me want to circle the wagons.

You must be a French monarch, cause I feel an uprising in my lower class.

You must be the eighth wonder of the world!

You remind me of the guillotine, i always lose my head around you dear.

You should stop committing treason against the Emperor...unless you wanna get nailed.

You wanna pretend it's Christmas Day 1066? Cuz this willy needs to conquer you.