Instrument Pick Up Lines

A trumpet isn’t the only thing I can make scream high notes.

Are you a cymbal cause I wanna ride you.

Are you a piano, or a forte?

Guitarists finger faster, you know.

Hey baby... you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.

I like you more than trumpet players like themselves.

I see you play bass clarinet. You must like the bigger kinds of wood.

If you rub lubricant on my (trombone) slide, it moves faster and gets longer, wanna see?

Is that a drumstick, or are you just happy to see me?

Save a drum, bang a drummer.

Saxophonists do it wish alternate fingering.

You had me at cello.

You're great on the sax, how about an encore?

Your daddy must play the trumpet, cuz your making me horny!