Percussion Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious percussion pick up lines for teens and adults.

Are you a drum because I want to tap that.
Are you a mallet player? Cause you're giving me good vibes.
Baby, you're a drummer? I can make your heart go offbeat.
Because we're too classy to blow, but really know how to bang.
Do you know me, baby? Because I definitely marimba you!
Do you play the vibraphone? Because I feel some good vibes between us.
Hey babe, hold my rain stick.
Hey baby I play bass drum, so you know I could give you a deep bang.
Hey baby, I'm a percussionist. I bang. Hard.
I like ur mallets.

Is that a drumstick, or are you just happy to see me?
Oh, so you’re a percussionist? Want to give me a lap cadence?
Quads. We can bang in four different tones.
Seeing your face causes my heart to beat in diddles.
So you're in drumline? Okay, then we can practice lst bass together.
The bassists bang sideways. We snares bang on top.
There’s a fiesta in my gauchos and you and your maracas are definitely invited!
We break stick not hearts and we can bang all night.
You are as fine as rosewood.

You have to feel my click internally, babe. I can’t always bang hard.
You know what they say about drummers... They like to bang.
You're sending me good Vibes!

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