Marching Band Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious marching band pick up lines for children of all ages, teens and adults.



According to my coordinate sheet your dot is in my bed.
Are you in color guard? Cause you make my flag pole go up.
Are you in marching band? Because you've been marching through my mind all day.
Are you the drum major? Cause I can't take my eyes off you.
Baby you light up my world faster than a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.


Baby you light up my world like a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.
Do you believe in love at first set, or do we need to run it again?
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it again?
Do your calves hurt? Because you've been backwards marching through my mind all day...
Do your calves hurt?? Because you've been backwards marching through my mind!


Hey baby what's your uniform number? Because I want to get in those pants!
Hey girl, are you a woodwind? Because you're bari sax-y.
Hey it's band camp and I'm thicker than a flute. Wanna make some memories?
I admire your fingering abilities, maybe later you could test them out on my instrument.
I'd like to blow your horn.

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