Marching Band Pick Up Lines

According to my coordinate sheet your dot is in my bed.

Are you in color guard? Cause you make my flag pole go up.

Are you in marching band? Because you've been marching through my mind all day.

Are you the drum major? Cause I can't take my eyes off you.

Baby you light up my world faster than a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.

Baby you light up my world like a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.

Do you believe in love at first set, or do we need to run it again?

Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it again?

Do your calves hurt? Because you've been backwards marching through my mind all day...

Do your calves hurt?? Because you've been backwards marching through my mind!

Hey baby what's your uniform number? Because I want to get in those pants!

Hey girl, are you a woodwind? Because you're bari sax-y.

Hey it's band camp and I'm thicker than a flute. Wanna make some memories?

I admire your fingering abilities, maybe later you could test them out on my instrument.

I'd like to blow your horn.

I'm bisectional.

I'm not on drumline, but I'd hit that.

I've been in the practice room working on my tonguing. Want to help me?

Is that a plume in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

It's not a mistake that the chart sheet put you and me together!

There are so many mallets here but i want nothing except your ma-llet me be with you.

What's your uniform number? Cause i'd love to get in those pants.

When you marched into my heart, did you step with your left foot first?

Yo, check out my drumline shirt.

You look stuck, do you need help getting your uniform off?

You make even bib pants look good.

You march, I march. We could be perfect together.

You wanna feel my plume?

You're the band and I'm your score, cause you have me rising.

Your band uniform makes me uncomfortable. Please take it off.

Your calves must ache, because you've been back marching through my mind all day.

Your calves must ache, cuz you've been marching through my mind all day.

You’re lookin’ sharp, so let’s go back to my flat and get natural.