Pokemon


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious pokemon for teens and adults.



Are those Pokéballs in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a fighting type? cause you knocked me out!
Are you a fire type, because you are hot!
Are you a fire type? Your beauty set my heart ablaze.
Are you a Hitmonlee? ’Cause your body is kicking


Are you a Jolteon? Because you’re shockingly beautiful.
Are you a magnemite? Cos I’m so attracted to you.
Are you a Mew? Because your beauty is rare!
Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful my dear.
Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.


Are you a Pikachu? Because your looks have left me shocked.
Are you a pokemon, because you just caught my heart.
Are you a Pokémon? ‘Cause I’d search far and wide for you.
Are you a RARE CANDY? 'cuz I feel a level-up.
Are you a Swirlix? 'Cause you're sweeter than sugar!

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