Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious pokemon for teens and adults.

Are those Pokéballs in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a fighting type? cause you knocked me out!
Are you a fire type, because you are hot!
Are you a fire type? Your beauty set my heart ablaze.
Are you a Hitmonlee? ’Cause your body is kicking
Are you a Jolteon? Because you’re shockingly beautiful.
Are you a magnemite? Cos I’m so attracted to you.
Are you a Mew? Because your beauty is rare!
Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful my dear.
Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

Are you a Pikachu? Because your looks have left me shocked.
Are you a pokemon, because you just caught my heart.
Are you a Pokémon? ‘Cause I’d search far and wide for you.
Are you a RARE CANDY? 'cuz I feel a level-up.
Are you a Swirlix? 'Cause you're sweeter than sugar!
Are you an Electric-type? Your beauty is shocking!
Are you from the Hoenn Region? ‘Cuz you’re the only HO I see.
Are you legendary? Because you’re one of a kind.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through this Gym all day.

Ay Girl, you want a slowpoke or a rapidash?
Baby I’m a Pokemon master. I’ll train your Jigglypuffs.
Baby, I'm an egg incubator. Keep me going 'til I'm ready to hatch and I'm ready to date ya.
Can I call you Cinderella? I'm here to be your Prince Charmander.
Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?
Can I Squirtle in your Meowth?
Can you feel the Spark between us?
Charmander is red, Squirrel is blue, If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.
Charmender is red, squirtle is blue, if you were a pokemon, I’d choose you.

Come back to my place and I’ll show you a great night. Meowth, that’s right.
Come to this Poke Stop often?
Did it hurt? When you fell trying to catch that fucking Zubat?
Did you read this weekend's forecast? Cloudy with a chance of Squirtle.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by with my incense again?
Do you have a cheri berry? You’re stunning.
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Do you have a Ditto in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Do you have a revive? You’re drop dead gorgeous.
Do you know Constrict ? Because you’ve got me wrapped around your little finger.

Do you know dig? Because you just dug your way straight to my heart.
Do you know the move Charm? You pack a lot of it!
Do you know what would look good on me? Mew.
Do you wanna battle? “Cuz my balls are at the ready.
Do you wanna Lickilicky my icky sticky?
Do you wanna play my Poke Flute?
Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?
Do you wanna see my Nuggets?
Do you wanna to ride my Em-pole-on?

Do you want to battle? My balls are ready.
Do you want to play my Poke Flute?
Do you want to register your number in my PokeNav?
Drowing in your eyes has me Gulpin for air.

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