Happy to see me

Is that luggage in your trunk, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that maggots in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that milk of poppy in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that Mjolnir in your pants or are you just happy to see me?Thor

Is that MP3 player in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

Is that Norwegian wood in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?Norwegian Wood

Is that piloerection or are you just happy to see me?

Is that sign tracking, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that some candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me baby?

Is that some candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that sunblock on your shorts, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that sunscreen in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that the Colt in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that the disguise pen in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that Tofurky Jerky in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that War and Peace or are you just happy to see me?

Is that wood for your picket sign, or you just happy to see me?

Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your belay device or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your crankshaft? Or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your debt ceiling rising or are just happy to see me?

Is that your dog’s tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your dorsal fin or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your light cannon or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your luggage or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your milk letdown reflex or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your tail between your paws or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

So are those power pellets or are you just happy to see me?Pac-Man

Soo... Is that a baby Dalek in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

That’s a knife on his armor? Or are you happy to see me?

This is an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

What is a Colt in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

You’re glowing! Is there an orc nearby? Or are you just happy to see me?