Sailor Moon


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious sailor moon for teens and adults.



Are you moon princess because finding you is part of my destiny.
Are you Sailor Venus, because I’m shocked by your love and beauty.
Come back to my place, because I can leave your World Shaking.
Do Moonie couples also talk like that?
Do you have the time? Because I certainly do – for you.Setsuna
Do you wanna be my cousin?
Ey yo girl, has anyone ever told you that you look like the Hamburglar?
Give me your Star Seed!
Hello, my name is Endo... let me show you the Dark Side.
Hey baby, you should see my other sailor moon costume.


Hey ladies! I'm cuddly, cute and I cook too! What's not to like about me?PGSM Artemis
Hey, you kick ass, and cook well. Is your name Makoto?
Hi, my name is Mamoru Chiba.
I can do things with a motorbike you've never seen. Like drive on a wall, win at motocross every time and crash the bike without breaking it up. If you take a ride with me I'll prove it to you!Haruka
I can give you a rose and keep you safe, like I'm Tuxedo Mask.
I can show you the stars, but I definitely won't be gentle with your uterus.
I get kidnapped a lot, but you look like the kind of person who can rescue me.Naru
I love Sailor Moon!
I would freeze time for you.


I'm having problems with the zipper on this dress. Would you mind pulling it up for me?Michiru
I'm sure I can awaken your moon prism power any day.
If you were my cousin, I'd totally want Uranus.
Is that the disguise pen in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
It's important for beautyful schoolgirls to have an active socil life. I will pick you up at seven.
I’ve already fought evil by moonlight. How about I try winning your love by daylight?
Let me show you my Thunder Rack.
They call me Tuxedo Mask, I'm ready to pluck that rosebud!
Why don’t you come back to my place, and we can do some world shaking of our own.


Why don’t you come over to my house so we can watch a little Sailor Moon to get in the mood?
Would you be the Michiru to my Haruka?
You have everything I find attractive – hooves, horns and a tail. What's your number?Chibiusa
You know Zoey you did look kinda cute in that Sailor Outfit!
You look like you brainwash easily. Do you like black roses by any chance?Queen Beryl
You must always get cast as Snow White, because you have so much “talent”.
You must be Sailor Mars, because you are on fire.
You must be Sailor Mercury, you make me (love-)crazy like a Hatter.
You remind me of Jupiter; a girl than can make Gordon Ramsay run for his life!


You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.Yaten
You're just like Ami; smart, and knows how to play the game.
Your just like my senpai!
You’re so beautiful, I think I’m having a pink sugar heart attack.
You’re the Luna to my Artemis.
You’re the Molly to my Melvin.

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