Akatsuki Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious akatsuki pick up lines for teens and adults.



After one night with me, you will know pain!
Baby you so fine you make my eyes bleeds.Itachi
Baby, my life was a genjutsu before I met you.
Beauty is art. Art is a bang. Beautiful, I want to bang you.
Can I mold you? 'Cause you look even better than my clay.


Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.Tobi
Don't make me get the fucking whip and ballgag, bitch...
Don't tell me that you're an artist, you're the only masterpiece here.
Go out with me or die.Sasori
Hello. I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.


Hey I like your face, let me cut if off and attach it to my puppets?
Hey, have you been blowing things up? Because I swear that's some smoking hot body.
I have a owie on my hand, will you kiss it and make it better?Deidara
I have an owie on my hand, will you kiss it better?Deidara
I hope you don't mind paper cuts.Konan

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