Akatsuki Pick Up Lines

After one night with me, you will know pain!

Baby you so fine you make my eyes bleeds.Itachi

Baby, my life was a genjutsu before I met you.

Beauty is art. Art is a bang. Beautiful, I want to bang you.

Can I mold you? 'Cause you look even better than my clay.

Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.Tobi

Don't make me get the fucking whip and ballgag, bitch...

Don't tell me that you're an artist, you're the only masterpiece here.

Go out with me or die.Sasori

Hello. I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

Hey I like your face, let me cut if off and attach it to my puppets?

Hey, have you been blowing things up? Because I swear that's some smoking hot body.

I have a owie on my hand, will you kiss it and make it better?Deidara

I have an owie on my hand, will you kiss it better?Deidara

I hope you don't mind paper cuts.Konan

I hope you need some planks because I've got wood for you.

I shall beat you to within an inch of your life…and then i am going to have you.

I'm three times the pleasure, hm!Deidara

If being sexy is a crime, you are guilty as charged.Pein

I’ve two of what most men…have only one of.

Wow! Are you as beautiful as you seem, or do I remind you of myself?Hidan

Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you just remind me of myself.

You look like a refreshing glass of water and I ’m the thirstiest guy in the world!Kisame

Your beauty was so distracting, it caused me to walk into a wall, so I 'm going to need your name and number for...insurance reasons.Kakazu