Naruto Pick Up Lines

Are you a ninja? Cuz I'm a master of the Wood Style, baby. I'll train you all night long.

Are you an Uchiha because there's nobody else in the world like you because they're all dead.

Are you sasuke? cus you're coming home with me tonight.

Are you using sexy jutsu? or do you always look that good?

Ay girl wanna see my sharindong?

Ay gurl, ima use 1000 years of death on you in bed.

Baby ill show you ALL 6 paths!

Baby they call me Diedara because I'm going to explode all over your face.

Baby, let me show you why they call it Gentle Fist.

Be my vessel, I want to be inside you.Orochimaru

By the way, Naruto, I'm a man.

Damn girl, I'm wanna give you that shinra tensei.

Dang girl are you an uchiha because you're the last of your kind.

Did you use genjutsu on me ? Because I'm stunned when I looked at you.

Do you have any Uzumaki in you? Would you like some?

Ever been shukaku’d?”Gaara

Excuse me, I lost my number, can I borrow yours?

Girl have you mastered the Rasengan, because everytime your hand touches me you make me dizzy.

Girl I may not have byakugan but I can still see that you are a dime.

Girl I must have Sharingan because I see a future in us.

Girl when I see you, mokuton activates in my pants for no reason.

Girl you can't handle my one tailed Jinchuriki.

Girl, I'm gonna show you what "one thousand years of death" is all about.

Girl, looks like you mastered your sexy no jutsu.

Hey baby, wanna drink from the fountain of youth?

Hey, wanna help me rebuild my clan?

I can make you really wet.Tobirama

I could show you a special kind of mokuton jutsu in private if you’d like.Hashirama

I don't only use the fingers to do the 1000 Years of Pain.Kakashi

I don't only use the fingers to do the 1000 Years of Pain. If you know what I mean.Kakashi

I don’t have tongues coming out of my hand for not hing you know.Deidara

I don’t use my fingers only for thousand years of pain.Kakashi

I love you more than Madara loves Hashirama.

I must be caught in the Infinite Tsukuyomi, because you are too beautiful to be real.

I think out of all my pupets, you'll be my favorite.Sasori

I want to dive into your springtime of youth.

I'll open your eight gates.

I'm a Shinobi of the Hidden Leaf... but you Baby can call me Hokage.

I'm so entranced by those eyes, I think I'll take them.

If I were to meet temari I would say did u just use a wind attack? Because it completely blew me away!

If you need any help just call my name and I will use flying raijinshu jutsu to you.

I’ll be Naruto for you Hinata.

I’ll love you longer than all the Naruto episodes.

I’ll use my Hiraishin to get back to you whenever I can

I’m an emotionless bastard who served as a replacement for an emo bastard.

I’m one of the seven swordsmen, wanna be my sheath?Zabuza

I’ve got nine tails, think you can take them all in one shot?

Looks like you mastered your sexy jutsu.

My name is Rock because that’s how hard I am for you.

My Samehada has never been this excited.Kisame