Naruto Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious naruto pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are you a ninja? Cuz I'm a master of the Wood Style, baby. I'll train you all night long.
Are you an Uchiha because there's nobody else in the world like you because they're all dead.
Are you sasuke? cus you're coming home with me tonight.
Are you using sexy jutsu? or do you always look that good?
Ay girl wanna see my sharindong?


Ay gurl, ima use 1000 years of death on you in bed.
Baby ill show you ALL 6 paths!
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Baby they call me Diedara because I'm going to explode all over your face.
Baby, let me show you why they call it Gentle Fist.
Be my vessel, I want to be inside you.Orochimaru


By the way, Naruto, I'm a man.
Damn girl, I'm wanna give you that shinra tensei.
Dang girl are you an uchiha because you're the last of your kind.
Did you use genjutsu on me ? Because I'm stunned when I looked at you.
Do you have any Uzumaki in you? Would you like some?

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